Dick in the dirt

When things don't go right on multiple fronts and no plan seems to work.

Guy 1 (watching his favorite team get destroyed): Dick in the dirt! We are getting pounded!
Guy 2: Dick in the dirt for sure brah.

by Dood Brah October 14, 2012

DIRT SLEEVE

the asshole

My girlfriend, Anal Alice, would rather take it up the dirt sleeve than the love canal. Christ, her leather donut had the circumference of a soda can, and then some!

by weave November 10, 2003

blow dirt

cut the cheese, fart, floating a biscuit

You better check your underwear after you blow dirt.

by Joe August 7, 2003

dirt farmer

To dig, plant, nurish, grow, eat, and live naturally off the land.

That dirt farmer grow's the best organic's I've ever tasted. Dirt Farm or die. Life is a garden, dig it dirt farmer. Dirt farmers get dirty and get strong naturally.

by dirtydoc April 25, 2015

Dirt bag

WW2 and Vietnam era military term for a once or many times USED condom.
Person that is sleasy and untrustworthy because he keeps reusing the dirt bag.
Also known as a scum bag.

Johnnys used that same condom again on Connie. I'd never use a dirt bag on my girl.

by leothelump March 20, 2013

dirt blood

a person with mixed blood worse than a mutt

mixed breeds are usually dirt blood and their family has no sense in the cause of racial purity

by raciststoner May 15, 2009

dirt farmer

One who places the penis in another's dirty anus (Dirt Farm)

He's definately a dirt farmer

by Scott June 6, 2003