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cell phone

Device which transmits radiation that can give you tumors and phone calls.
dude #1: "I got testicular cancer from keeping my cell phone in my pocket!"

dude #2: "You're like Tom Green!"
by SLAYtanic February 1, 2005
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Beer-Phones

Self-induced inner-ear technology, which allows and often leads an individual to believe they are singing at an appropriate pitch, speed, tone, and/or volume in a public location or private karaoke room and is adjusted in direct proportion to the amount of alcohol the individual has consumed.

Warning: Sometimes malfunctions and increases dissonances when more than one pair is worn in large group.

Side Note: Usually worn with beer goggles.
A: Did you hear them singing last night at karaoke?
B: Yeah, they must have had their beer-phones on. . . but, they were kinda cute, weren't they?
A: Yeah, but I had on my beer goggles.
by JWSTigre April 18, 2010
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Chekin' the phone

The act of vacating the immediate area in order to pass wind.
*i gotta be chekin' the phone*
ffffftttt
by Pynapil September 16, 2009
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The Phone Move

When a male leans in excessively close to a female to see something displayed on the female's hand held device (phone, camera, ipod) in order to achieve physical contact.
When Sara showed Jim the picture they just took together, Jim used the phone move to get close enough to lean against her.
by d-holl November 4, 2009
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Phone Jockie

A person who is always using their mobile/smart phone, usually in the presence of family or friends, but has the ability to remain skillfully involved in the group's proceedings.
She's being a Phone Jockie
by stussi_52 October 7, 2010
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phone dweller

someone who lives inside their phone, phone attached to face, always on facebook mobile, text text text. Generaly responds to questions with "Oh did you say something?"
My g/f is a phone dweller...she never gets off facebook mobile!
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Phone Prag

A customer service agent that must take irate customer abuse day after day with no option to stand up for oneself. A self-hating SOB in a dea-end job with little or no other employment options.
Aaron is such a phone prag. I hope he gets out of that hell-hole soon. He's gonna' wither and die in there!
by Mr. Comcastic August 26, 2010
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