Mario is a man who saves the princess every fucking day AND IS SO TIRED OF IT HE WANTS TO HANG HIM SELF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by Mario Mario (Red plumber) July 14, 2019
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Get the mach den mario mug.Mario is somebody who is always putting others needs before his. He notices the little things and is incredibly thoughtful. Talks a lot but he is always honest and always uses the right words. He is determined when necessary but never rude. Amazingly passionate and just the right amount of dominant in bed but so so gentle otherwise. Professional cuddler. Mario is a person who is easy to love because he is super funny, smart and has a big heart. Can't even imagine he would turn his back on the people he cares about. You can't not notice his sparkly eyes. He is so sweet that you just want to hug and kiss him all the time.
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Wahoo! It's-a me! Mario!
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