The Sister Switch (T.S.S)

The sister switch also know as the roomate switch because it applies to roomates and sisters. You find out your girlfriend’s sister/roomate is the more desireable one and you want to switch. How you do it is you suggest a threesome with the sister/roomate to your girlfriend and she is so appauled by the idea she kicks you out. She later vents about to the other and she is secretly flattered why giving fake sympathy. You wait until you girlfriend is at work and you call the sister/roomate. You get past the awkwardness then you ask her out.

There is an alternate scenario where your girlfriend is into it and the sister/roomate is too. In this case you either are very lucky or offered to aide in incest where you are expected to decline.

S6 EP12 of Seinfeld Jerry attempts The Sister Switch (T.S.S) with his girlfriends roomate and gets offered threesome and declines because he’s secretly gay.

by uvogin August 23, 2023

Switch

A common 2-player game. It's where one person puts one thumb in their ass and the other in their mouth. When the other person says "Go" they alternate thumb placement.

Do you think Brandon plays switch? I don't know, check his thumbs to find out.

I saw Caleb's thumbs yesterday, he's a switcher for sure.

by switcher in chief November 21, 2021

Oklahoma Switch

The act of chugging and passing a bottle of whiskey between two people while others chant Oklahoma Switch.

Two college students performed an Oklahoma Switch at the football tailgate.

by Hawkstetter December 4, 2021

SWITCH HOODIES

Switch hoodies with you closest friend. It could be at school or out of school.

Time to switch hoodies

by Alien pink January 11, 2020

Bate and Switch

When the porn you’re watching cuts to the guy’s taint right when you are about to nut.

So I was about to cum to Angela White’s tits bouncing when boom, I got Bate and Switched. Worst nut ever.

by RawDawg69420 May 4, 2020

switch

switch is the alpha male who can literally make your life hell. he is literally your daddy. one wrong move and bobs your uncle your in a bit of a pickle. don’t fuck with switch

i’ll get switch onto you cunt

by large penis lol February 28, 2020

European Switch

A phenomenon in American political discourse where European countries are either socialist or capitalist depending on whether or not it benefits the argument you are trying to make.

"Europe countries aren't socialist, they're capitalist countries with strong social safety nets."

"Okay, lets build a strong social safety net."

"No that's socialism."

"A yes, the old European Switch."

by epic bruh gamer March 14, 2020