UwU Speech

UwU speech, also known as verbal diabetes, is the complete saturation of language with sweet and cute words, and or the replacement/repetition of letters within words with other letters to accentuate the childish and sweet tone, often the letter "w" being ruthlessly abused. Emoticons/Emoji usage may vary but if used generally serve to exaggerate the coma inducing sweetness.

Examples of UwU speech
1. "Hewwo Daniel, w-would you liek sum snuzzles? :3 <3 uwu"
2. ">~< thancc you honey cookie. (insert anime emoji with hearts) i twied me best <<3. "

by realhotdogmen October 6, 2019

SOP (Speed of Priyesh)

Common abbreviation for "Speed of Priyesh". The speed of Priyesh is the velocity attained by a particle that travels at a speed of approximately 186,286 x 10^7 miles/second. As of 23rd June 2011 only one individual has reached the speed of Priyesh. This incident is well marked in history since, Einstein believed that the maximum velocity of a particle is the speed of light. On the 2nd of June 2011, he was proven wrong as Priyesh Wilhelm III reached the speed of Priyesh (variance +-0.17 m/s) while driving his Mitsubishi Lancer VII through the streets of Bahrain. Known witnesses of this event are Von Daniken and Shaboora Bin Lazer Abd Il Sniper.

Person: Omg! I was going so fast, in my Mitsubishi Lancer VII, that I actually couldn't see where I was going! WTF just happened?!

Person 2: You must have been going at the SOP (Speed of Priyesh)

by LazerBeamsZZ!!!! July 23, 2011

Chipmunk on Speed

a very small and skinny person who is usually very hyper...(on speed) This person usually stays inside all the time, and enjoys their few waking moments in is the open. That is why this person is so hyper.

That idiot over there is such a Chipmunk on Speed.

by george kliwoski March 29, 2007

Speedee

The McDonalds clown before Ronald. He had a tray on his head with hamburgers that came back when he took it off the tray. He had a blet like it too. He was fired because there was an alka-seltzer medicine called speedy and people thought that McDonalds made you sick so you'd have to buy Speedy. Also, because he was overweight.

see Ronald cuz hes cool

Person 1:I miss Speedee!
person 2: why? you want diarhhea?

by Sie May 30, 2006

Speed mc Speed

a title given when achieving the speed of 90 mph in a green van

hey bra matt is a total Speed mc Speed going 90mph in his green van

by Gnarly June 1, 2007

Speed and Shart

To rush to a location in a hurry under stress that causes the individual to shit themselves.

Tommy was in a rush to his friend's house and needed to fart. He forced it to hard and commited a speed and shart. After that he had to go home.

by backatyaneegro November 8, 2009

Speedcock.net

The speediest social networking site.

Hey Bro, I need to update my status on speedcock.net!

by rhino91494 September 15, 2011