stankelicious

Something that smells really bad (stank) but tastes delicious!.

That mystery meat burger your mama made was stankelicious!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 27, 2017

The Sankey Treatment

The act of leaving your teacher or boss in a zoom call for at least 5 minutes on their own at the start of a meeting.

Named after Sankey Diagrams, an extremely confusing form of graph with lots of twists and turns... to delay the inevitable.

Let's give our english teacher The Sankey Treatment today...

by BetaNerd August 30, 2020

Frozen poop shank

The single most horrifying weapon ever conceived by mankind. The mere mention of such a diabolical utensil is enough to send a sane man hurtling into a downward spiral of madness. The threat of a frozen poop shank is not one to be taken nor delivered lightly, for the second a man starts sharpening his shit in the freezer is the second he has nothing to lose.

Man 1 pulls out a knife and demands Man 2's wallet. Man 2 reaches into his lunchbox and pulls out a frozen poop shank and demands Man 1's wallet, and receives it.

by Derpules May 14, 2012

Stanky Blizzard

The stanky blizzard is a dangerous, yet rewarding sexual position. To perform a "stanky blizzard", all you need is a woman and a kilo of cocaine. Pour the coke into your partner's vagina, and then have her queef it out forcefully in your general direction. The resulting cloud of cocaine will resemble a small blizzard. Inhale as much of it as you can before it settles. Repeat if the desired effect has not been reached.

I had an extra kilo of coke laying around so I gave that bitch a stanky blizzard.

by wtf69gfxs July 13, 2012

stankchunk

a description for an event that feel like having the rug pulled out from underneath you and while parallel to the ground someone punches you in the chest; getting blind-sided

Wow, did I get stankchunked by my ex-girlfriend!

by The Omni April 18, 2008

StankButt

When a person accidentally poops while mooning someone, and the smell of their own feces causes them to make the stank face.

Cheryl had diarrhea, but had the sudden urge to moon Josh. While mooning Josh, Cheryl started to release her feces, and the smell caused her to express the stank face. And Josh experienced the full effects of the StankButt.

by PRUSUS June 30, 2014

stanktocks

A horrific smelling buttocks, that can usually be detected from a distance. Sometimes can be drippy and produce a lot of excess fluids.

After he ate Taco Bell, you could immediately smell his stanktocks from a mile away.

by GerthPaul March 23, 2016