office space

Great movie, underrated by critics (who said it was merely average.) Office space is like Dilbert...either you won't get it, and you'll think it's the most pointless thing ever...or, you just might realize it's a work of genius. I would expect nothing less from Mike Judge, creator of wordBeavis and Butt-head/word! The movie flags a bit toward the end, but is essential viewing nonetheless.

Bill Lumberg: "A little more to the left...that's greeaat..."

by toolio July 31, 2003

Flying Spaghetti Monster

The alleged deity of The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) theory which was first publicly postulated in an open letter to the Kansas School Board during the debates on whether or not to introduce Intelligent Design in to the science curriculum. The FSM is theorized to manipulate observable data such as carbon dating results via 'His' Noodly Appendage. We are also taught that The FSM hates when its subjects do not dress as pirates. FSM followers claim that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s.

1) If Intelligent Design can be taught in schools as a scientific theory than so can Flying Spaghetti Monster theory.

by mr. edmo August 28, 2005

jack sparrow

the COOLEST pirate ever, good swordsman, adn always looks like he's had too much Rum

I have so many!
"But why has the Rum gone?!"
"savvy"
"but you're forgetting one VERY important thing mate, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!"
"you need to get yourself a girl, mate"
"You will always remember this as the day you ALMOST caught Captain Jack Sparrow!"

by Pirate Kate "Sparrow" October 3, 2003

spanikopita

(noun): a sassy female spaniard with a bit of 'tude. Differentiates from a chonga in the sense that spanikopitas originate from hawaii. They also are not known for having sharpie liplines or glued bangs.

That girl in Lilo and Stitch is such a spanikopita.

by Bbygrllaquisha May 29, 2010

David the Grunting Spacker

A retarded, thick-lipped checkout assistant who stares at the ceiling while serving you and grunts instead of speaking.

Dad: Shall we go to Asda then?

Monkus: Only if we can go to David's till.

Dad: David the Grunting Spacker?

Monkus: Yeah. The fat spaz makes me piss.

by Benny Twadge June 19, 2009

Spange

Spare Changing formerly known as Panhandling. It is a common practice amidst North American Homeless. Usually accomplished by "flyin' a sign" another common tactic beyond directly requesting financial assistance.

"Dude I'm Broke, n Hungry, let's spange up some dinner."

by MichaelDC January 9, 2008

pet space

Pet Space is going into a headspace of an animal and acting as that animal. Pet Space is different than Pet Play. Pet Play is the BDSM version of Pet Space. Pet Space is completely SFW and for all ages. Like in Pet Play there is collars, leashes, ears. etc. But activities would include playing with toys, going for walks, etc.

"Hey why is Ren acting like a dog?"

"Oh he's in pet space!"

by xktae November 17, 2021