smurka

Ukranian for snot balls in your nose

Wipe that smurka offa your face

by weevil November 25, 2003

smutface

a girl that is hot but doesn't easily put out

we ran into all these smutfaces last night and of course none of them came home with us despite our best efforts.

by redfleece June 25, 2007

smurf piling

As a former employee at Best Buy, managers use to yell at us when we would congregate in small groups instead of walking the store looking for needy customers. The manager would come over and tell us to quit "smurf piling." The "smurf" was based on our Best Buy issued blue shirts and "piling" was the employees congregating.

"Hey you guys over in home theater, quit "Smurf Piling" and help some customers out."

by Geeked January 14, 2008

Surface to ass missile

When one flushes the toilet and the water splashes on your ass.

John took a crap and flushed, only to have a surface to ass missile right on his rear.

by j4991 November 20, 2011

Secret smurf

When you enter your partners ‘magical portal’ from behind, after indulging in Shrooms for an evening, you then grab their neck firmly with two hands and choke them until they turn blue!

Want to get secret smurfed tonight?

by EchoEcho5 May 1, 2018

reverse smurf

reverse smurf is when you grip the balls till they turn blue then twist them 360 all while sucking him off and releasing when he about to bust

i gave my bf a reverse smurf but twisted way to many times so he lost his balls

by but why tator February 15, 2021

Dirt Smurf

Is a smurf that lives below ground in the dirt beneath all of the other smurfs. Pops up to take and steal from the other smurfs to survive.

That chick is a real dirt smurf.

by Truecolours72 November 28, 2021