Simon Cowell

Ugly fucking cunt I hate more than myself

PEOPLE I DONT REALLY LIKE
YOU
MYSELF
SIMON FUCKING COWELL
I REALLY SIMON COWELL
THE TWA-

by CLEOELI December 6, 2021

Miss de simone

She is currently working at Passmores

She is the best teacher ever, but she is leaving for CAMBRIDGE. She will be missed

Miss De Simone

by By Your favourite student December 10, 2021

Simon's Ankles

The weakest set of ankles in known existence. Collapse instantly under the slightest strain or duress. Unable to support a fully grown human being any more than 2 poorly constructed souffles

Did you see that man in-explicitly collapse upon himself? He must have "Simon's Ankles"!

by BoxerBoyBronson December 16, 2021

Simon

Simon is a very hot person, he cares for all his friends and family. He's awesome at playing drums. And to mention he's very hot, hotter than Jay.

Hey did you see Simon? He's so hot.

by Simon Lover 420 December 18, 2021

Simone

I have a best friend named Simone she is very funny and kind. She will always listen to your problems or achievements if you’re down she will always be there to lift you up

Person 1: I really need a new friend

Person 2: Clme meet my friend Simone

by Sk8ergirl999 December 22, 2021

Simon

Fat polish immigrant

Simon u fat polish immigrant

by Big polish April 1, 2022

Simon

Simon is a nice, handsome and intellectual being, if he ever gets intimate you. He will never let go of an opportunity to "study", though he never wants to help with your homework. He takes his spare time very seriously and let's no one disturb him. He has lots of kinks, and would love to get intimate with paprika.

Person 1: What is that guy gonna do with the paprika?
Person 2: You don't think it's a Simon, do you?

by PaprikaEater21XD April 19, 2022