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You're sailing blud!

What to say to security when they hijack your car in search of drugs
Security* - "Get the F*CK out the car so we can search it you crack 'edz!"

Mandem* - "WTF You're sailing blud!"
by Rosco Wiv A Crossbow May 2, 2009
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ass in a sling

have one’s ass in a sling
to be dejected or hurt; to be pouting; to be in trouble. (Usually objectionable. Have got can replace have.)
She’s got her ass in a sling because she got stood up.
by Morpork46 August 11, 2017
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Cincinnati Cum Slinger

The act of a smooth young Midwesterner jerking his meat pole, like a rabid dog scratching for flees, and cumming like a yard sprinkler on a sexy college girl. Slinging it around like Indiana Jones does his whip. WA-SNAP!
"I thought i loved Brian Bays, but when he took the time, and emotion to perform the Cincinnati Cum Slinger on my cute pretty little face, i knew it was true love."
by brian bays May 7, 2018
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Sailing Your Boat

There are Different Stages to Sailing Ones Boat.
Similar to the Bases in Baseball.
If you go all the way around the world, well guess what, you've had sex.
The other stages are up to you. You can pretty much make it up and Elaborate as you wish.
"Dude, last night at the dance Eve almost sailed her boat, thank god the Coast Guard was there."

"So, are you sailing your boat this weekend?"
"Ya, but were just going to an Island off the coast"*Wink Wink*

"You Let Your Anchor Up?!?!?! You Slut!"
by Kortney J May 14, 2007
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purple headed yogurt slinger

noun: thing used to put in a woman's mouth, ass, or pussy
Wow! Shes hot! Id like to stick my purple headed yogurt slinger in her ass.
by Adam Seligson September 30, 2006
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Web slinger

Web slinger
A careless masturbater who needs to rid himself of the evidence of his illicit wank by a spiderman flick of the wrist sending the jiz hurtling through the air
Mum is at the bedroom door and the window is open,
Or maybe its a low shot under the bed,
Only option "web slinger"
by james Venom August 21, 2006
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hash slinging slasher

some kah nigga from spongebob
guy 1: yo im finna hash slinging slasher your bumhole nigga
guy 2: thats kinda gay cuz
by sumkahnigga April 21, 2018
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