When A Donkey Shits An Apple

When You Believe your brother comes and chills

Ex: Define When Pigs Fly

“Yeah @DJTheGuy will come chill when a donkey shits an apple.”-Shadow aka DJ No Days Off

by DJ The Guy May 6, 2018

Hey y’all shits

A night of shot gunning a porch pack of hey y’all’s will make you shit liquid in the morning.

Bro, the hey y’all shits just hit me so hard, I’ll be 2 minutes.

by CADgirlsgone2wild September 1, 2019

giggles and shits

The incorrect way of saying shits and giggles

P1: ay yo bruh let's do *Insert Thing Here* for giggles and shits
P2: Its shits and giggles

by Nekromancers October 4, 2020

Mirror content, shitshow

homogeneous boring pictures I repeatedly post on Instagram.

Here we have it another one of hers

Mirror content, shitshow

by Blahhhhhhhhhhhah September 12, 2021

shitshop

ass, booty, the place where feces is produced.

Look at the shit shop on that ho!

by jdogg September 9, 2003

shitshover

On same lines as a "bumbandit"; Usually a male who cums up bums!

He's so camp, he's a right shitshover

by Wildybloke July 7, 2006

Ben Shits

The worst MLB pitcher ever. Period. Almost cost the Brewers the playoffs this year. He muff dives with Nedly Yost's cock bush.

Ben Shits couldn't pitch well because he was up all night muff diving with the EX manager of the Milwaukee Brewers Nedly Yost.

by NoLabToday February 18, 2009