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Shinyitis

When you feel a compulsion to acquire a new and shiny gadget. Of course you don't need it, you already have lots and lots of gadgets. But you want something new and you want it in your hands now, to turn over and admire and fondle.
The term originated on the vaping forums. Vaping is the (sometimes obsessive) utilisation of electronic cigarettes.
Examples, each and every one a genuine quote from the forums.

1) Just watch out for the "new" illness... shinyitis... early symptoms creep up on you when you see a nice new shiny bit of kit and suddenly paypal appears on your screen, you lose all control of your finger hovering over the mouse button and then spend the following days wondering why the post is so late as you pace up and down. Beware, there is no cure!

2) That looks good! And it's got the same kind of curved tube as the Picollo, which means the Kayfun should sit nicely on it... Aaarrgghhh! Mad shinyitis!

3) Shinyitis is a disease and a constant flow of shiny tube mods is the cure.

4) Ohh, no. Shinyitis, another excuse to buy a Mech mod.

5) Been vaping for 4 weeks and I am having circulation problems in my bank account......oh hang on, that's shinyitis.

6) I just ordered & am waiting for the chrome one, don't know why... like the idea of the dark chrome also... Ahhh, think I caught shinyitis.

7) Then the shinyitis starts kicking in... amazing how much more pleasure it gives you... waiting for the postie to bring your new purchase.

8) God! Shinyitis is creeping up on me. It's hand is on me shoulder......too late!

9) Shinyitis is addictive... it'll cost ya a bloody small fortune... if you catch the dreaded shinyitis.
by JonoClouds May 12, 2013
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Shit-n-run

When someone farts and leaves the room for you all to suffer their stench
Alex:(fart)

Jim:what the hell!

Alex:(runs and closes door)

Jim: don't just shit-n-run!
by Alsk April 6, 2015
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Shit went left

When nothing goes accordingly to the plan. Nothing is going right.
Man I just went to Atlantic City and lost all my bread. Shit went left.
by P0utyprincess August 26, 2017
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shit masher

When a person takes a dump in their hand then mashes into their beard enthusiastically.
I see Frank is growing a beard again, I bet that's so he can mash shit into it all day...he's such a dedicated shit masher!
by Fanny Worthington March 10, 2018
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Shit tat

A generic term for an awful tattoo, such as a friend’s name on your ass e.g. ‘Sam Veston’
by OriginalOrigi2 June 3, 2019
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shit-spewer

A widely used nickname for good old 45.
In every situation, at every opportunity, the Pinocchio President is showing himself to be a highly accomplished shit-spewer.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 21, 2019
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Shit Mist

That wet air that hits your ass when you flush the toilet while still sitting on it.
"Man I just took a dump. That shit mist felt weird as fuck."
by ShoddyVariety November 2, 2019
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