Semen Demon

A demon that jacks you off the very nanosecond you look at 3 pixels of porn, it seduces you and eventually gets addicted to your cock.

"Bro I found a semen demon last night"
"Holy shit I'm lovin these semen demons"

by spexo May 8, 2022

Ultimate Selective Breeding

The act of a person when killing various females and ripping them limb my limb to select the best attributes. From each female to ensure the most amount of pleasure in sexual intercourse. By creating a Frankenstein monster of dead corpses. It is completed when the guy proceeds to fuck the monstrosity till he is satisfied.

Wow I can't believe someone was arrested in our town for ultimate selective breeding

by The egg bandit November 23, 2021

seme

macedonian word for seed, also used as a greeting

Seme da te ebam

by Skankaholic August 6, 2003

semen puking asshole dickhead

A crude, yet subtle of referring to someone as a sex-crazed, good-for-nothing fucking prick. Also someone who is a fucking dumbass.

Horny guys who always feel the necessity to hit on people. Always-intoxicated men with their brains in the dicks.

by Paul A. Richardson August 11, 2003

Manly Selective

Nerd School. If you go to this school you are immediately a nerd and high means social death. If you go to this school you aren’t invited to any parties and your friends from macka and balky care too much about their image to continue being your friend.

person 1: ugh who’s that person playing chess in public?
person 2: must be a manly selective student

by whisjeoew July 17, 2019

Semen recycle

To jack off into a cup and then reuse it as lubricant to jack off again.

Dude look how much Semen recycle I have to use next time a jack off.

by Mike Indiana Jonesing January 17, 2008

Semen Ants

A small ant-like insect that lives in the rectum of a gay man.

He has a bad case of semen ants.

by Hope on Fire September 12, 2016