fart stopping

Like thought stopping, it is a cognitive behavioral technique to stop unwanted toxic farts from exiting your ass.

I caught him wildly snapping a rubber band on his wrist in a focused attempt at fart stopping.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 21, 2019

non-stovepissery

When you can no longer piss on someones stove

*sighs in non-stovepissery*

by sooup August 18, 2021

Roblox Story

a dumb text to speech thing where a girl on Roblox goes finding friends, and stuff

it appears a lot on TikTok, sometimes on YouTube

Average Roblox Story:

Jenna: heeeeyyyyyyy besttttie
Carlos: i am getting 198765456789876545 robux and i dump you because you have nooooo robux, *changes avatar* byyyyye nooooooooob
Jenna: *joins ragdoll* im bored
Lilly: JOIN MY GROUP CHAAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW
*Lilly adds Jenna to the group chat*
Xavier: ewwwwwwwww bacon kick her
Lilly: no
Carlos: OMMMGGG JENNA IS THAT YOU
Jenna: ya
Lilly: lets do a facccce reveaaaaaaal
Everyone: ok
Lilly: im lilly, im 15 and this is me *shows cute girl*
Carlos: im carlos im 16 and this is me *shows sexy boy*
Jenna: im jenna im 14 and this me *shows handsome girl*
Xavier: im xavier im 1 i mean 18 and this me *shows really cute boy*
Jenna: I SAAW THAT IMAGE FROOM GOOGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xavier: *"accidently" shows baby pic*
Lilly: I KICK UUUUUUUUUUU
*Lilly kicks Xavier from the group chat"
Everyone: thank the gooooods
Carlos: wanna play adopt me
Everyone: YAYAYAYAYYAAAAAAAA
*The end*

by A really big weirdo July 25, 2022

My Story Animated

A YouTube channel that mainly posts made-up stories. Some stories may be real, but it’s rare to find those. It grew more in popularity because of the Leaflent artstyle.

Have you watched My Story Animated yet?

by purpxlina December 27, 2022

Cook County Stop

Common in Cook County, IL (aka Chicagoland), it's when 2 cars, 1 behind the other, come to a full stop at a stop sign and then both proceed through the intersection together even though the law requires the 2nd car to stop again after the 1st car proceeds.

OFFICER: I'm ticketing you for going through the stop sign without stopping.
DRIVER: But I did stop!
OFFICER: No! A Cook County Stop doesn't count. You were supposed to stop again after moving up to the crosswalk

by Red Sam Black February 23, 2011

Calm Before the Stork

(n.) The time during a woman's first pregnancy during which nobody talks about the baby or being pregnant for maybe 2 seconds. This calm, almost eerie silence, usually occurring early in the 3rd trimester, is soon shattered by childbirth and the spirit-crushing, torrential shit storm that follows after.

See Also: That part in "Deep Blue Sea" when people start getting eaten, but Samuel L. Jackson and the rest of the survivors find a minute to collect themselves and make an escape plan, and Samuel L. Jackson is giving a speech about how they have to unite to escape the genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks, but then, suddenly, one of the aforementioned genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks jumps out of the water and bites him in half.

Though it seemed for the time being that everybody had stopped speculating about his unborn child's future athletic prowess, physical attributes, and the huge amount of responsibility it takes to raise a child, the man was not fooled.

He knew that it was just the calm before the stork.

by Consopite May 21, 2011

Grandmom's Grocery Store

When you go to your grandmothers house, and get all the shit you need... for free!!

Example: Toilet Paper, Paper Towels, Bread, Milk, Cheese, Spaghettio's, Garbage Bags, Oreo's, Cereal, Pasta, Tuna Fish.

Anything she has that would benefit you.

We need toilet paper, lets go to Grandmom's Grocery Store.

by Jameson Moonshine January 2, 2012