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spunkfarmer 

sucking the jizz from a prominent labour politician
spunkfarmer by bertie goz October 4, 2003

skunky bush 

maraijuana of the highest grade
dis skunky bush be da seeeerias ting blad
skunky bush by AD3N May 5, 2009

Spunkapulting 

Take a used condom and while holding the open end in one hand, pull the full end back in a catapult like motion.. Then release and watch as the spunk hits your lady friend square in the face
- Dude you seeing that girl from last night again?

- Hell yeh she's into spunkapulting

- You got yourself a classy lady there my friend....
to show up late to class multiple times a week, lie to teacher claiming that you were only helping a former student put a tampon in. claims to "hate people" too much. often the hated group of the class.
oh great, the god damn spunk's finally decided to show up to class.
spunk by wwwkkklll May 20, 2019
Not acting in the manor of an upstanding citizen in today's society.
Damn, Mykel has been slunky lately.
Slunky by Jay Corona October 6, 2008
Acronym - Single Professional, Unmarried, No Kids

Used by bachelors who wish to avoid divorcees and single moms on dating sites and message boards.
28/M/spunk seeks femi-spunk for late night club hopping
spunk by pentaphile May 3, 2009