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wiki-spank

To correct someones false statement or draw their attention to easily accessible information by emailing them a link to the wikipedia entry. The equivalent of a google slap.
My friend Martin wiki-spanked me with a wikipedia entry on the Madness of Crowds.
by Alberova June 27, 2010
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mommy spank

Just like a bitch slap, but not as harsh
Hey girlfriend…you look at my boy toy and you get mommy spanked.
by Catchris2 May 15, 2021
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Spanking

Little 6 year old Susie was a bad girl. She split all her milk on her brand new dress. So her father gave her a good sound spanking to behave.
by SCM123ABC January 15, 2025
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Doodleberg crank and spank

It is when you have 3 men and two camels along with a picture of hitler. The first man grabs the second man’s penis yelling doodleberg. The second man shoves his arms up both camels assess and yells crank and the third guy gets on his knees and takes turns blowing each camel while jacking off himself and the first guy. It is complete when the third guys mouth is full of camel cum yells out spank!!!
Dude we got so drunk we did the doodleberg crank and spank with these two Arabian camels
by Derb1919191 December 14, 2024
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spanking the plants

Is that noise your neighbor spanking the plants again?
by TheLemonadeStand June 19, 2021
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Spanking your Monkey

Spanking your monkey is the act of masturbating and slapping your scrotum simultaneously. One may use this term as a synonym to jerking off or gooning.
After seeing Joe spanking his testes while jerking off, I found out he was spanking his monkey.

Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"
by GooseInKai April 24, 2024
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PP spanking

When a boy or man gets too sexual and his PP needs the spanking that will make him think before he does anything
Man 1: That man needs a PP spanking
Man 2: He does
3: What is that person doing to that guy?
4: That person is PP spanking him
by Bushfire199 June 25, 2024
mugGet the PP spankingmug.

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