A rarely seen, undocumented creature short in stature with excess amounts of hair native to Japan. These creatures have razor-sharp teeth which they use to feed on their prey that consists of: rabits, foxes, wolves, bears, humans, and other mammals that accidentaly cross paths. Extremely fast, snow monkeys are able to stealthily move in trees or on the ground and catch their prey off guard.
*salivating noise*
"What was that?"
"I've never heard anything like it, it must have been a snow monkey"
*screams and ensuing death*
"What was that?"
"I've never heard anything like it, it must have been a snow monkey"
*screams and ensuing death*
by Snowmonkey documentor September 25, 2005
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"Did you hear the latest 'Snow Job'on Fox News?"I don't know how that man(Tony Snow) can read what Karl Rove has written for him without cracking up"
by Ed Doran October 1, 2006
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The Raiders should have gone to the superbowl that year.
The Raiders should have gone to the superbowl that year.
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Get the snow plow mug.A female college student who, during the cold weather, wears either leggings or sweatpants, ugg boots and a sweatshirt, has disheveled hair and can optionally wear toe socks.
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