Armor For Sleep

This band is the epitome of emo

i can't smile whilst listening to armor for sleep

by hello :) January 3, 2005

sleep

Guy 1:I gotta sleep with my mama
Guy 2:Dag,yo!

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

by TheWiggidy October 12, 2003

sleep reboot

When your sleep rhythm is all fucked up and you "reboot" by staying up all night one night, and then going to bed the next night using the fatigue from not getting any sleep the night before. Use of a sleep aid is an option, of course, just to ensure that sleep can be reached. Usually an insomniac's desperate attempt (short of drinking until passed out or committing suicide) at getting some sleep.

Jon: Fuck, I'm tired. I'm doing a sleep reboot.

Mike: What's that?

Jon: I stayed up all night last night because my sleep pattern is all fucked up; so I'm going to bed tonight using the fatigue I have right now. Plus, I might take some Advil PM before I go to bed, too. This fucking sucks. FUCK INSOMNIA!

by jmw87 October 20, 2010

sleeping vampire

after someone dies, go to there funeral, and get into their coffin some time before they are buried. wait until you are in the ground, and then take that dead body and go to town!
(try a hardcore hot karl for extra fun)

i gave your mom a sleeping vampire, but then i got trapped underground, and had to eat her dead body to survive. what a debacle!

by ballcuzzi April 20, 2005

Sleep glutton

When a person wakes up in the morning, feels well rested, yet goes back to sleep anyways because sleeping is amazing.

- Hey where's Sara? Isn't she meeting us for breakfast?
- No, she's a total sleep glutton, she won't be up for hours.

by theoxfordcomma September 1, 2012

sleep prints

The funny red marks you get on your face after falling asleep on your arm, books, etc.

Laura got the funniest sleep prints from falling asleep on her spiral notebook in study hall.

by Frenchielove00 November 19, 2009

Sleep fapnea

A medical condition whereas a human male doesn’t get enough air during sleeping so he involuntiarily begins to jack himself into the heavens

Helen found her husband on the edge of death, penis in hand, deep in the later stages of sleep fapnea.

by Johnny Luv1 June 7, 2018