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Simpleton

A fool who lacks the brain capaticy to understand common sense or basic facts.
Martin : * displays his new piano*
Adam : Why did you buy a piano?

Martin : So I can play it, you simpleton.
by anonymous peep October 28, 2019
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Simple Logic

Secretly an alt
Person 1: bro who is simple logic
Tingles: Not me
by Aguywithashortname November 14, 2019
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Simple Logic

person 1: Wtf Simple logic stop it
Simple logic: *mean words*

*five mins later as soon as simple logic goes away*

tingles: Omg guys what happened?!
by A very hot person December 9, 2019
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simpletonism

the inglorious practice of remaining willfully ignorant.
Their simpletonism is what allows them to remain blissfully controlled.
by Hermathecles December 30, 2019
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Simple Majority

A type of majority in which the amount of people that are on one side is at least 50 percent, but less than either 60 percent of 67 percent, depending on how you define a supermajority. Primarily, a simple majority is used in the context of voting, but it could also be used in other context, such as the demographics of a nation.
It was a close call, but, with a simple majority of 53 percent, the new governor will replace the current governor.

The female population of Switzerland is the simple majority, as they are 50.5 percent of the population, as of 2016.
by YourGoodFriendJimmy December 31, 2019
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Simple minded

RICCO GOLDEN is super simple minded
by Panda-princess_13 March 1, 2020
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simpty dimpty

simpty dimpty fell of a wall
nathan u be fallinggg
by itoldyahsoo March 16, 2020
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