The kind of very saggy tits you'd want with you if you ever got shipwrecked and stranded on a deserted island. If you tie them together in the middle by the nipples you can make an impromptu hammock allowing you to doze away comfortably up off of the ground where coconut crabs might otherwise bite you in your sleep.
"Karen listen, I'm pleased you were the only other survivor of that shipwreck. If it weren't for you and the fact that I could make a nice swinging hammock out of your shipwreck tits, I would have been painfully bitten by a coconut or spider crab in my sleep. You're still here? I thought I told you to scavenge around the island and look for ingredients that would make a suitable sandwich. I thought I saw some lettuce growing in a patch on that mountainside. I don't want any of that on my sandwich. I killed a parrot yesterday, here see what you can do with this."
by Showdown Sean November 6, 2011
Get the Shipwreck tits mug.A woman who only goes out with merchant marines. She is a uneducated gold digger. This woman hangs around low class bars in hopes of hooking up with a guy of the ships that can offer her a green card and money, generally all that happens is that the women gets knocked up with his kids, gets vd, and he skips town and does not pay a dime in child support because the woman does not know his name. The reason this happens is because the women tell there friends how glamorous a life they have, when in essence they are living day to day with no food or medical in a apartment on Saipan on welfare.
Man, the ship just anchored of the island, the shipsharks are in a frenzy with all the merchant marines. They will be eaten up when they come to shore.
by A real pilot September 6, 2013
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by Baby2 April 20, 2018
Get the ships in the harbor mug.Shipston high girls normally or most definitely have skirts the size of belts. Can easily be spotted beacause of their pikey look. Mainly beacause of their thick eyeliner and greasy hair.
Oh did you see that girl with the super greasy hair and thick eyeliner .
Oh yes she must definitely be a shippy girl! Probably hasn’t bathed in weeks
Oh yes she must definitely be a shippy girl! Probably hasn’t bathed in weeks
by Shippy girl May 21, 2018
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Shiphira has the biggest heart and the most genuine spirit and soul. Even though she can get emotional it's because she cares more than she knows how to handle. If you have one, never let her go.
Shiphira has the biggest heart and the most genuine spirit and soul. Even though she can get emotional it's because she cares more than she knows how to handle. If you have one, never let her go.
Guy 1: Woah, how is that girl caring for so many people?
Guy 2: That's Shiphira it's just in her nature.
Guy 2: That's Shiphira it's just in her nature.
by Devontay January 28, 2020
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Can be shortened to lappy to mean the same thing.
Can be shortened to lappy to mean the same thing.
by shiplap June 16, 2022
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