JK Rowling

Staunchly religious.

Hym “Norm Macdonald blew up at a comedian (while he was hosting a game show) for insinuating that JK Rowling wasn’t religious claiming that she was staunchly religious and that she can be quoted (and I’m paraphrasing) saying that if you can’t see the religious iconography that aren’t really watching. Leave it to what’s-his-face to not know what he’s talking about... Again... And he’s crying because he feels bad for himself not because he’s just oh so compassionate.”

by Hym Iam September 30, 2022

Joint Rolling Machine

a machine for lazy stoners to roll up for you, or if you can't roll

Cam : How do i roll up?
Iza: Don't worry g, chuck it in my Joint Rolling Machine

by CameronSmithsAGayCunt December 2, 2022

Sudanese Rolling Pin

A term to describe using a rolling pin kitchen appliance on an erect pens at the moment of climax to effectively squeeze out the semen all at once

I did a Sudanese Rolling Pin yesterday and came all over my tv

by Rionox February 21, 2023

Coal rolling

Coal rolling is a 'Family Sport' in which a badman sits with fam and rolls a block of coal down a hill. The quicker it gets to the bottom. The cooler the Dooper!

'Omg did you see that bois rizzz?'
'Yeah baby he's the coal rolling cowboy of the North'

by Not Deepa March 5, 2023

jk rowling

the biggest cunt ever (transphobic, antisemitic, racist, ableist, what fucking not)

Aw man, fuck jk rowling

by l.wekhypsd8oimjl;km,. May 17, 2023

tear rolling down my thigh

your girl js came nd it rolled down her thighs.

x: insert shirtless pic
y: there's a tear rolling down my thigh

by luvvkim May 1, 2024

The Rolling Theory

This theory is the same exact concept as the pickle and/ or olive theory, but for pothead significant others. If the relationship has one person who is a master at rolling and a master at getting high, then the relationship is at an equilibirum. This is best explained by the phenomenon of “opposites attracting.” Since there is always one person who knows how to roll and another who wishes how, the compatibility of both partners are being constantly tested.

* This does not guarantee that someone who can roll and someone who cannot are perfect matches. It is simply a trope found in stereotypical stoner couples and is a better argument than the olive or pickle theory itself.

Friend: “Yeah, me and my girl are pretty close. We smoke a lot but I don’t know how to roll…”
Me: “Sounds like THE ROLLING THEORY to me bro. Does she roll all the time or do you bring your piece?”
Friend: “I don’t even have a bong! I bring weed and she always insists we match, I think I might have to put a ring on that finger!”
Me: “Hooray!!!!”

by lovetherapistruntz June 10, 2024