poser

A person that is unable to face a person so they send someone else bugged up to talk to u instead.

"I Know sense we don't want to talk to joe let's send some posers too talk for us."

by joe1967 January 2, 2008

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Poser

Someone who pretends to be what they aren't to get what they want. Usually, they prefer to back stab friends and then say that that person is a poser when in fact, they themselves are a poser.

Allison: You died your hair red to look like someone from a book!
Valerie: *cough* First, her hair is brown. Second, you died your hair the same color right after I did!
Allison: Like whatever poser. *snap fingers* *lots of girls who look the same pop-up* Like, we're leaving.
Valerie: Good luck with that.

by I'm a goth. Got a problem? March 13, 2008

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poser

someone who pretends to be/like something that they know nothing about.

Annoying Girl: OMG! I LOVE PARAMORE'S SONG MISERY BUSINESS!
Me: What's your favorite song from their old album?
Annoying Girl: uh, misery business
Me: no, old album
Annoying Girl: Paramore has an old album?
Me:You are such a poser!

by ferrsure June 22, 2008

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pooveriod

An extreme version of poovee. To pee, poop, vomit, and have one's period all in response to an extremely disgusting event.

Francine: Chester, that child molester, hit on me at the bar the other day.

Pete: Pooveriod!

by Swingle February 2, 2010

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poeverlein

a clan of beasts, originating from germany. we drink with the best, and fight with the worst. if you wish to challenge the poeverleins, you must be worthy

dude, that guy drinks like a poeverlein, hey did you see that poeverlein beat the shit out of chuck norris? no you didnt, because not even a poeverlein can beat chuck norris.

by relicpoeverlein August 3, 2011

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