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Belarusian sex position

It is a sexual position that is made up by someone, who has just learned about how bogus Urban Dictionary is - and wants desperately to impress their friends.
A: Wanna hear about Belarusian breakfast, a sex position? B: No way! That's just one of those ridiculous made-up ones! I know this is Belarusian sex position, don't pull my leg!
by Dimi-drool January 15, 2025
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Trashcan Position

The unfortunate, often regrettable physical configuration one finds themselves in during sex, resembling a human being crumpled up and thrown away. Typically involves contortion, loss of dignity, and at least one limb going numb.
I didn’t stretch beforehand and now I can’t feel my spine—she had me in the trashcan position for 20 minutes.
by Akot June 20, 2025
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positive

utter; complete (used for emphasis).
"it's a positive delight to see you"
by Arminkshipper July 26, 2025
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Spider monkey position

when you have your woman grip the doorframe with her fingers and toes while you hand from a pull up bar located above said door. Then wrap your keys around her waist and proceed to thrust
We tried so new stuff bro. She was begging for the spider monkey position
by Bodybaby August 21, 2025
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The Ouroboros Position

A form of masturbation where you use your own penis to preform sex on yourself. There are 2 different versions of the Ouroboros position. There is Horizontal Ouroboros and there is Vertical Ouroboros.

Horizontal Ouroboros can be done if your penis (easier if its flaccid) is long enough to wrap around your body and enter your own anus. This can also be called self anal.

Vertical Ouroboros can be done if you are flexible enough to bend to your pelvic region and preform oral sex on your own penis. This can also be called self oral.

This was a term created by the Youtuber and Twitch streamer named Coffantasy. The reason why he has thought of this is unknown even to him.
hey bro I just did both of The Ouroboros Positions on myself last night. It was awesome. At first I did it vertically but I wanted to try something new and do it horizontally. Best night of my life.
by Coffantasy September 18, 2025
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the 67 position

The sexual act of a woman making a 6 with her hand to stroke a man as he makes a seven with 3 fingers (2 in the pink 1 in the stink) and fingers her for 6-7 minutes.
Man: Your six was so good.
Woman: Your seven was incredible.
Man: this was best 67 ive ever had!
Mason: 6-7!!

- the 67 position -
by Nōtarin September 27, 2025
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by 0AmanasazA0 November 20, 2025
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