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broken scissors position

this is the position where 2 girls cut themselves in half and make a scissors out of their bodies and they have sexy sex fun
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birthday position

For his birthday, he gets to choose how they will make love. The position is therefore called birthday position.
My husband can ask me all year round if we do it this way, but I always answer: it's not your birthday. This is your birthday position!
My wife has also invented an Urban Dictionary word. It's both appealing and bitter: the birthday position.
by ThePhysopher May 4, 2025
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positive ableism

It is basically saying something ableist but masking it with an overall positive tone to avoid getting called out for ableism
Example: “You are not autistic, you are artistic 🤎”
Example: “My family can say a lot of stuff labeled as positive ableism”
by SISTER/NATION January 27, 2024
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Tycoon Position

Somewhat a stance on a sex position. In game or out of game, where you send a whore to ride a roller coaster by herself and you fuck her as soon as she gets off.

er: Also means a searcher of rollercoaster porno.
Luckily the man that runs the ride wasn’t wearing a mask during his Tycoon Position ventures unlike the last visiter who fucked his cousin’s friend when he was really after her black friend that’s hot, so we caught him on XVideos Red. Hi Johnny Sins, the tycoon positioner playing RuneScape simultaneously with Roller Tycoon minimized.
by Queerload December 21, 2023
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Ohio Bat & Cat Position

The sexual act of rescuing a hoe (paying her extra cash) and then holding both her ankles and dangling her upside down like a bat and forcing her to suck your dick until you spunk into her mouth, while she braids strands of your body hair into a tail to yank on.

Matt: "Hey Johhny, I paid this hoe off the street double so that she'd give me the Ohio Bat & Cat Position"
Johnny: "damn that lucky girl"
Matt: "only Ohio hoes know this technique!"
Matt: "Hey Johhny, I paid this hoe off the street double so that she'd give me the Ohio Bat & Cat Position"
Johnny: "damn that lucky girl"
Matt: "only Ohio hoes know this technique!"
by i megum 6 June 20, 2024
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ass-position

The act of a girl lying on her side or back, giving the male prime access to their ass.
"Carla, turn on your side so I have perfect ass-position while we watch TV ."
by TKDKylea August 26, 2016
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tumblr position

A position in which you sit on your lazy ass for around 13 hours and scroll your dash/ reblog pictures. There is no escape from this position. Sorry.
"Man, I've been stuck in the tumblr position for a day and a half now."
"That's unfortunate."
by Gatoradebottle September 9, 2013
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