Pirate texting

When someone gets very very drunk and decides it's a good idea to text someone they really shouldnt...except the only way to not see 2 screens of their mobile is to close one eye - like a pirate! Haha!

'OMG i was so drunk last night i ended up pirate texting Bill'

by Jen Brown March 27, 2007

Shit Pirate

One who seeks out payment in the form of fecal matter. If payment is not provided post haste, it will be taken forcibly by means of a latex glove and a tabletop. On occasion a hook may be used.

Shit Pirate: "AAR, you owe me for that hamburger! Pass me your feces."

Frightened Industrial Engineering Professor: "Oh bullocks, a shit pirate and me without my Je-Fairy"

by Douches November 25, 2004

Pirate Red Mage

Like a Red Mage, only with some Pirate added in for good measure. Is primarily a Pirate before a Red Mage. Uses Airships as main form of transportation.

Greg might have come acroper of that sea serpent, if he hadn't been packing LIT3, being a Pirate Red Mage and all.

by Maxx Power January 13, 2007

pirata de culo

butt pirate

he got that booty doo on his weiner cause he's a pirata de culo

by piratatranny October 21, 2010

midget pirates

A fearsome group of miniature men, known for gutting many and leaving few alive. They were last seen heading for the Sandwich Isles to pillage the giant ham farm, although some say Captain Hampton beat them to it.

It was horrible! They were everywhere! And unlike normal midgets - who are usually bright, and clever, and fun to be around - these midget pirates, with their beady little eyes and sharp teeth, bore down on us like fierce sharks in a feeding frenzy of blood. Slashing at us with their swords, gutting our bellies, poking our bums, clipping our knees.

by Lars, Ska Fan Extraordinaire March 18, 2008

21 pirates

A knock off band of Twenty One Pilots. Usually used to annoy people that are fans of Twenty One Pilots.

Wow did you see 21 Pirates perform last night at the Greek Amphitheater.

by Diego The Goat February 14, 2017

killer poo pirate

a living being with a very sharp penis who engages in anal intercourse with women and often causes fatal tearing of the mucas membrane.

that horse was a total killer poo pirate

by Andrew Mac-daddy May 6, 2009