cell phone

Device which transmits radiation that can give you tumors and phone calls.

dude #1: "I got testicular cancer from keeping my cell phone in my pocket!"

dude #2: "You're like Tom Green!"

by SLAYtanic February 1, 2005

Phone Letter

A text message, usually a really long text message. Most commonly sent by angry white women.

My main chick just sent me another phone letter. I better put my phone on charge.

by White Hawk1 April 8, 2022

Phone Rape

When your friend is continuously calling you every 2 minutes to clear a doubt right before an exam

Friend:Hey man, what's a lodestone?
You:Man will you stop this fucking Phone Rape??This is like the 69th time.

by HandleSwag February 22, 2015

phone limbo

When the lovely people on the other end of the phone put you into an infinite loop of either automated systems or department transfers or just on hold where no one is on the other end to pick up.

>I'm going to transfer you to the other department now.
\Could you stay on the line until they pick up?
>Sorry we're very busy, I have to get to the other callers.
\:five hours later in phone limbo:

by willis936 April 7, 2012

Phone water

Grab a bag fill it with piss and then grab your phone put in the bag to see if your phone is really that water proof

We tryed phone water to test it

by Big dick madden January 25, 2020

phone zoned

When a woman specifically expresses her disinterest in a potential suitor by incessantly playing with her phone. It is a passive form of rejection for a guy who will find his remaining dignity in the friend zone.

Tim thought he had an opportunity to smash with Madison but she phone zoned the hell out of him.

by JustKiddingFool June 2, 2015

Phone Prag

A customer service agent that must take irate customer abuse day after day with no option to stand up for oneself. A self-hating SOB in a dea-end job with little or no other employment options.

Aaron is such a phone prag. I hope he gets out of that hell-hole soon. He's gonna' wither and die in there!

by Mr. Comcastic August 26, 2010