cell phone

Device which transmits radiation that can give you tumors and phone calls.

dude #1: "I got testicular cancer from keeping my cell phone in my pocket!"

dude #2: "You're like Tom Green!"

by SLAYtanic February 1, 2005

phone hoe

Someone who stays on the phone constantly and never is sociable.

Savannah is a phone hoe, never listening

by Star Blaster May 24, 2016

Phone water

Grab a bag fill it with piss and then grab your phone put in the bag to see if your phone is really that water proof

We tryed phone water to test it

by Big dick madden January 25, 2020

phone zoned

When a woman specifically expresses her disinterest in a potential suitor by incessantly playing with her phone. It is a passive form of rejection for a guy who will find his remaining dignity in the friend zone.

Tim thought he had an opportunity to smash with Madison but she phone zoned the hell out of him.

by JustKiddingFool June 2, 2015

Bruckup Phone

A phone so crap you may aswell use two tin cans and a piece of string...
Bruck up = Crap, Broken, mashup, old....

As owned by J-Co and Kemz

J-Co you got a Bruckup Phone

Kemz your phone is Bruckup

by D_Messi May 14, 2010

cum phone

A cum phone is when Alyssa touches her phone to type with the hand she uses to masterbate, while in the middle of masturbation.

Alyssa you have a cum phone.

by lolpooperaiz April 16, 2023

Phone paranoia

When sitting anywhere but a car especially with your cellphone on silent. Every slight bump and jolt seems like it is vibrating. This is especially traumatic when you actually are waiting for some important call.

Dude 1: What the hell is that guy doing?
Dude 2: The one with torn clothes and wild eyes?
Dude 1: Yeah, he's pulling his cell from his pocket every twenty seconds.
Dude 2: Oh, that's just phone paranoia.

by TheManicChipmunk August 11, 2012