There are two kinds of Paris Hiltons.
One looks vacant but it has had lots of people stay for a short while inside. There is probably some guy waiting outside to welcome people in, and you might hear the sounds of chatter coming from inside but it doesn't make any sense. It was only after people realized that it had a famous name, together with a half-assed reconstruction job on its outside that it began to be noticed. But mostly it is known because it welcomes anybody through its main entrance, and if you know the way around you can also get in through the back door.
The other one is a hotel in France.
One looks vacant but it has had lots of people stay for a short while inside. There is probably some guy waiting outside to welcome people in, and you might hear the sounds of chatter coming from inside but it doesn't make any sense. It was only after people realized that it had a famous name, together with a half-assed reconstruction job on its outside that it began to be noticed. But mostly it is known because it welcomes anybody through its main entrance, and if you know the way around you can also get in through the back door.
The other one is a hotel in France.
I stayed in Paris Hilton one night but the whole place stank.
Poor you. Why not choose the hotel in France?
No, it's not a hotel. It's a flop house. And where's France?
Poor you. Why not choose the hotel in France?
No, it's not a hotel. It's a flop house. And where's France?
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