perfect life

when some one just has it good.
everyone loves them.
they have a really nice life.
good clothes, great house, a good bf/gf, no one bitches at them, no one threatens them or stalks them, they just have it really good...
ahh that chick just has it...perfect boyfriend, great parents & family, no stalkers,...yeah. I WISH MY LIFE WAS LIKE THAT!!
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Perfect

Jacob is the most perfect guy in the world
by Jenelljay02 March 25, 2019
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Perfect

Perfect; when she is so fine she has a booty like a Goddess and her boobs are pure Gold!!
OMG look at Sunny over there she is so damn perfect
by Hulkeh August 19, 2018
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perfect condition

An ill suited definition for an item desperately advertised for sale on any sort of public forum such as ebay, Craigslist or comparable sites. Usually this POS has more scratches and dents than a demolition derby jalopy. For some reason buyers find this description appealing when seeking to acquire an item at a bargain basement price. Perfect condition is generally used when all other advertised adjectives have failed to secure a sucker buyer.
Phosphorus green Pottery Barn sofa for sale in perfect condition and ready for a new home.
by KImCobain February 11, 2015
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Perfect Storm

When a combination of events causes an amazing, unforgettable night.
Ben: "Dude, 30's of Busch were on sale, so we got two!"
Josh: "I just met some thoroughbred dime-pieces outside, and they wanna party with us tonight!"
Noah: "There's no cover charge at the bar tonight!"

Tim: "...It's the perfect storm."
by Beave876 October 11, 2010
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Perfect-Poop

The occurrence where one is successfully able to excrete feces out of their rectum without requiring the use of toilet paper to clean up afterward, for the feces came out cleanly and smoothly.

After pooping, you wipe once to ensure there is no fecal matter there, If the toilet paper is clean, you have had a perfect-poop.
This morning, I had a perfect-poop. An excellent way to start my day.
by cheno1115 June 20, 2011
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Perfect cock

A penis that is irresistible to the opposite sex I know a guy named dominic who has the perfect cock
Holy shit well look at that cock

It looks like a banana

Psh it’s the perfect cock
by Dominic makes me cum February 18, 2021
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