Penis Pie

A flaky dessert usually cooked with cock sauce

Coolguy16v cooks and shares penis pie with his homesexual friends

by raif May 30, 2003

Penis-Kissing Willie

A Little douchebag kid that wont shut up but thinks everyone is stupid while he is unaware that in reality he is actually a braindead little asshole. Commonly used in online gaming to refer to kids that come in just to ruin the game for people that want to have fun.

"Will That Penis-Kissing Willie shut the fuck up and stop glitching the door?"

by Furious Funk September 20, 2009

elongated, fat penis

A foot long hotdog, or large juicy sausage. Not used in polite company.

Ben: So I had an elongated, fat penis for lunch. Smothered in hot mustard.

Tanya: Gross!

Ben: Oookay.. Well what did you have?

Tanya: Okay fine, I ate out a dripping, wet pussy, covered in KY jelly. Beat that!

Ben: You're a lesbian? I thought you loved me!

Tanya: I thought we were playing a game...

Ben: Is that what love is to you, A GAME!!??

Tanya: I didn't mean---

Ben: The HELL you didn't mean! You're breaking my heart girlfriend, is this about your old flame Steve again?

Tanya: Oh yeah, I suppose you are jealous. Maybe you wanted Steve's elongated, fat penis, huh?

Ben: He didn't even like sausages.

Tanya: Damn right he wasn't gay, we did it twice a week, sideways!

Ben: That hurts... just because our love life isn't perfect you've always got to compare me to him. Hey wait a minute, what do you mean he wasn't gay.

Tanya: He wasn't---

Ben: Hey wait, you're talking about sex, I was talking about food! An elongated fat, penis is a hot dog!

Tanya: WHAT??

Ben: Yeah, and you told me you liked to eat out women!

Tanya: I did not! I thought you were just trying to gross me out with homosexual references, so I'd one up you!

Ben: Ohhh. That's what I get for using obscure slang! I thought everyone knew what an elongated fat penis was!

Tanya: I'm sorry darling. Please forgive me! I didn't mean what I said about Steve.

Ben: I'm sorry too honey, I know you're not a lesbian, like my old flame Cassandra.

Tanya: No need to bring her into this, honey.

Ben: Sorry sweetie. Hey, how about we go listen to some of those Indigo Girls albums you like, and we share an elongated, fat penis together!

Tanya: Yeah baby!

*couple walks off hand in hand*

by Boontonto December 28, 2005

Impacted Penis

When you plan on being out sick and you have one of those bosses that always wants to know what's wrong. Guaranteed that they will never ask again. Not sure what it is, but it sounds painful.

I'm not gonna make it to work today, I'm sick.
What's wrong?

I have an Impacted Penis.

by dysangel March 8, 2009

penis

Someone looking up the word "penis" at this site.

By reading this you are infact a penis.

by mkic0n January 20, 2003

Penis Colada

Any drink that has been urinated in, ejaculated in, or had a penis inserted into it.

This magical transformation is usual done to enemies who are unaware.

Remember, you can turn any of your enemies (or friends) drinks into a Penis Colada.

I just gave that lucky asshole a penis colada!

by RBurton May 16, 2009

small penis syndrome

Any man who feels so inadequate about his penis size that he compensates for it by buying ridiculously large shit he doesn't need. This usually involves buying the biggest truck they can, raising it and putting airplane tires on it. Owning 20 or more large guns, talking about being violent or making threats when they are cowardice. And sleeping with big women to feel adequate, because they lack self esteem. They usually tend to hit, disrespect or yell at women. This may be because women won't/can't sit on their tiny dick. They also usually have a shit load of kids because they try to wear XL condoms, thus leading to unwanted kids whom they also beat and yell at.

Anyone with a unnecessary raised truck with huge tires, lots of guns, a huge 7 room house, or a reputation for lying about themselves in general, yet still doesn't have a goddamn woman. This can make them have small penis syndrome.

by cracker13 January 17, 2010