Panda Sex

Sex with a partner that rare or infrequent. Refers to pandas, who have sex so infrequently it is rarely witnessed by humans or other pandas.

“He’s the best sex of my life. But we have panda sex. It only happens when we’re in the same city, which is practically never.”

by Kermy615 September 11, 2018

pand

a better way to say pwnd or 0wnd
but it sounds more powerfull and it is more elite (1337)

"z0mg i pand u n00b"

"pand!!!!111!1!!!1"

by zopfi666 May 14, 2007

Reverse Panda

A car with a different color hood or door.

Your car is all black but the hood is white. Looks like a Reverse Panda.

by fblood July 3, 2009

Panda'd

1.) The act of getting denied harshly, or getting put down in an excruciatingly horrible way.

2.) When having sexual intercourse an neither of the participants want it.

3.)Getting punched in the eye orifice, both kidneys, arms, legs, and back until bruised to the point that you look like a panda.

4.) Getting told by a cute fat abstinent Asian kid.

Person #1 I heard Mark just ask out Cindy.

Person #2 Yeah, She panda'd him though...

Then she got pissed off for no reason and panda'd the shit out off him...

Person #1 Is Mark alright?

Person #2 No, she started screaming and tried to rip his dick off.

Person #1 Holy shit sounds like they had a panda'd situation.

Person #2 Then he got quadruple panda'd when her boyfriend roasted him.

Person #1 (mind explosion)

by Sexual Harassment Panda Cub December 19, 2009

panda

a female, who although a little overweight, is still very attractive.

man 1: man that girl is fiiiine
man 2: she is such a panda
man 1: you know you would hit it.
man 2: i know...

by zach89@gunit December 28, 2005

panda

(1) A selfish male sexual partner.
(2) An asian mammal with has trouble reproducing.
(3) Form of Maoist diplomacy originating in cold war gifts of Pandas to western zoos.

(1) My mans is a panda; he eats shoots and leaves.
(2) The zoo has a Panda it eats shots and leafs.
(3) Maoi used Panda diplomacy

by Andy MacFadyen January 21, 2004

Red Panda

A Red Panda is the name of a sex move in which you have sex with an asian chick on her period. Right as you are about to cum you pull out and hit her in the eyes (giving her the telltale rings around the eyes that pandas have). She must be asian, because like her, pandas are from the orient. All though the proper way to perform this is while the female is on her period it can still occur while she is not ovulating.

I totally gave this chick a Red Panda last night.

I'm gonna Red Panda yo ass.

by the nay train December 8, 2013