Papa Polio

A father who has so much polio they can’t move and have to buy bootlegs using a voice machine

Friend 1: Dude, did you see that guy?
Friend 2: Yeah, he’s Papa Polio!

by Weenie6758 November 29, 2021

papa yon

The Hispanic mom way to say 'Papa John's'

Hispanic Mom: Que quieres voy a ir a comprar comida, quieres papa yon, macdonas o burger kin

Son: Papa John's please

by snappyjoe February 13, 2024

papa jay

Has an egg head😘

Person 1: what are you cooking?
Person 2: fried papa jays

by Pablo hondurez🤭 July 9, 2023

Papa-Butt

The bittersweet gastrointestinal aftermath of a glorious Papa John’s-fueled gathering with friends after a full day of excessive libations. Characterized by euphoric garlic sauce bonding, communal declarations of love, and next-morning regret punctuated by violent, flaming hot gas and a bowel movement so regrettable it deserves its own apology text chain.

Last night was peak—Jeremy brought Guinness, Dan double-fisted Lonely Heart, Lauren practically drank the garlic sauce, Jenna was crying from laughter, and Russ and Jessica made out to a Papa John’s jingle—but now I’ve got a serious case of Papa-Butt. Please send Tums. And prayers.

by AMPM91 May 26, 2025

papa birding

When renowned whisky expert and all-around great guy Dave Broom dribbles whisky from his mouth into a (willing) participant’s mouth, and then provides on-the-spot tasting notes.

“Oh wow! Look at Sherry over there papa birding - I wonder how much she had to pay for that.”

by tdims December 9, 2023

sweet papa

A Man that makes just enough money to pay the bills and spoil every once in a while.

You’re not a sugar daddy babe, you’re a sweet papa.

by Kathy Wright December 31, 2022

making papa johns busy

A form of cyberharassment in which people collectively call local pizza places on behalf of a victim, after having their home address doxxed. Like a less dangerous and purely inconvenient form of swatting.

The forum can't seem to stop making papa johns busy any chance they get.

by unknown_user351 December 19, 2022