ass packed

When you rear end someone's vehicle.

My car was totaled after I ass packed someone on my way to work.

by cheekr July 28, 2009

packing iron

Wearing or carrying a gun. Usually meant for a handgun, but is generally used for all firearms. Also known as packing heat, carrying, or just plain dangerous.

It should also be noted that you only ask someone if they are packing, but never, ever tell someone that you are "packing iron". Most people shouldn't answer 'yes' to the question, because that means you're either a gangster, gangsta, or wigger.

Italian Mafia 1: Hey, man... you packing iron?
Italian Mafia 2: Yeah, I'm packin'. We gotta hit Valencio tonight. But choo' just fogetta'boutit.

Police 1: Hey, you! Drop that weapon and put your hands in the air!
Police 2: NOW!

Mafia 1&2: Shit!

by Ben June 19, 2006

Packer poser

Somebody who is/was a temporary Green Bay Packers fan only for Super Bowl XLV(45) against the Pittsburgh Steelers just to see the Steelers lose

Packer Poser-HAAHAA THE PACKERS WON THE SUPER BOWL!!! SUCK IT STEELERS!!

Other person- dude calm down, your just a Packer Poser

by masterofpuppets339 February 25, 2011

poo packer

a homosexual who packs cock meat in his rectum.

my bother in law is a faggot ass poo packer

by breakfastclub October 28, 2008

Fail-Package

When you drop an air package in an unreachable spot, originated from call of duty MW2

oh man, i just got ac-130 air package, but it landed over the boundaries!!
wow, talk about Fail-Package

by dantheman282 November 22, 2009

Six-pack flab

A condition where when a fat man gets so fat that his fat looks like a six pack made of fat

"Jim, look at my abs!"
"Those are more like six-pack flabs!"

by Cts011198 April 25, 2010

poor mans six pack

A plastic grocery bag filled with an assortment of cheap beers found in the back of the fridge, usually brought to a party by a low class individual, who ends up drinking your beer anyway.

What is said Tony: I will stop and get some beer on the way to your house.

What actually happens: Tony shows up with a poor mans six pack, aka. natty and Old Mill. in a grocery bag to a liquor party

by JCMIKETONY February 6, 2006