Patching

The act of opening a message/chat and ignoring it.

My boyfriend was patching my messages yesterday.

by SeshGremlinX February 4, 2019

Patched

To be left on your own. Normally occurs to someone whose 'friends' hate them. A Scottish word.

Way! You got nigeled
No! I got patched, okay?

by Iamnotafuckingaccident June 16, 2010

Suede Patches

Clothing displaying profuse underarm sweating. Can also refer to the person with the profuse sweating.

“That lawyer must be nervous, check out her suede patches.”

"Check it out, Suede Patches over there he must have been on the treadmill for hours."

by SBoss2 January 29, 2009

pacheco

stoner. Person who smokes marijuana as a recreational activity.

Damn, bob marley was a true pacheco.

by Snau August 15, 2005

patchouli

Hippie perfume ... smells like forest, pot and snuggling

This summer smelled like cigarettes and patchouli.

by Lucy October 22, 2004

Pachow

A word that can be used for any given reason at any given time.

Very much like the word pie, it can answer any question, break awkward silences and can be used as an exclamation of joy, among other things...

Variations: Pachowie

Example 1
-awkward silence-
Person 1: Pachow!!!
Person 2: Erm... What?
Person 1: Yep... That's right... Pachow.

Example 2
Person 1: Yeah!!! Pachow!!!

Example 3
Person 1: What is the numerical value of pi?
Person 2: Pachow...
Person 1: lol what?

-end of question-

by Danimono December 17, 2011

Penis patcher

A penis patcher is someone who loves penises that much that if it was possible they would make a patch work quilt out of penises.

Hey Sam! You penis patcher!

by rebeccabeck'ed September 28, 2014