poo pillow

(v) The act of sneakily farting on a pillow before someone goes to sleep. This way, when the person lays their head to go to bed, they smell poo on the pillow. Also known as the flatulent fluff to many of the vocabulary nazis.

Your roommate's coming down the hall about ready to go to bed. Poo pillow him while I go and try to stall him.

by Ticonderoga April 19, 2006

poo marker

the exact opposite of a no wiper

a poo marker is when you wipe your ass over and over and there is still a brown mark on the toilet paper every time, as if a marker made of poo is up your ass

by HJC123 September 5, 2009

poo poo farty mcweinertits

if you searched this, bravo, youre an idiot. if you found this going down the list on the site, laugh, buy a mug, and be cool at the office.

office guy 1: dude, check this out, i got poo poo farty mcweinertits on a mug.
office guy 2: youre an idiot.

by intergalactic loser champion August 28, 2010

poo poo dick

(n.) The case in which the aftermath of anal fornication with an unsuspecting and/or significant other produces the unfortunate yet evidential event of a shit covered baby maker.

"you didn't have butt sex with her" Response: "Nah fool, i got that poo poo dick"

by Sorento May 31, 2006

poo goo

When taking a poop, the consistency of the poo is creamy resulting in a goop of poo on the toilet paper when wiping the bum is known as poo goo.

I just used up half a roll of toilet paper to wipe off the poo goo!

by Muck_mroo January 24, 2011

Poo Bender

A poo bender is the act of dedicating a night out to poo'ing and in particular poo'ing hard. A poo bender can take place with ones self and a handful of laxatives or can be shared by friends a family in a more communal way.

Jon: Hey guys, did you hear Alex's is hosting a poo bender!
Scott: Yeah, hell yeah!
Sean: Ive got the laxatives someone grab the stools!

by poo king June 20, 2009

Poo Titties

A type of tits/breasts that the near extinct 'Singh' race hunts for. Little is known about the Singh race and why they cry out for 'poo titties' (research is ongoing).

Person 1: Hey did you hear that?

Person 2: No..

Person 1: I swear I heard a savage voice yell "I GOTA GET DEM POO TITTIES"

Person 2: We better find shelter, the Singh(s) may be lurking around this forest.

by Arty Benjamin December 28, 2009