Pengishobia

The fear of watching penguins eat dead fish

Zoo Keeper feeds dead fish to pengiun, dead fish falls on ground, Oliver breaks out in sweat! Pengishobia.

by Fwozgeedub September 30, 2013

Pencil Shanked

Being "pencil shanked" is when a sharpened pencil is in your front pocket, point up, and you bend over. The sharp pencil stabs you in the stomach and leaves a small grey mark where the graphite entered the skin.

You can be "pencil shanked" by someone as well. They just stab you with a sharpened pencil. That is all.

"Pencil shanking" is a common problem in schools. Others affected include writers, artists, the intelligent, geeks, nerds, teachers, businessmen and women, parents, and prisoners, although anyone with pockets or enemies can be "pencil shanked."

Steve: "F*CK!"

Bob: "I just saw you bend over, what happened?!"

Steve: "My writing implement was in my pocket when I leaned over! I just pencil shanked myself!"

by thefuglyfuckling April 19, 2014

Pencil-Art

A style of art which contains the use of a graphite and lead; included mostly shading in areas of a drawing

Mastering at Pencil-Art for 4 years

by Ghost-Bat789 March 8, 2015

pencilenis

Disease of tha pencil dick

U were born with a disease calld pencilenis..it hasnt grown since u were a a lil bity fetus

by Toryy May 30, 2015

Pencil

Term used to ask if your girls if they have pierod supplies.

Do you have a pencil.

by Contratra winklespeaker January 5, 2016

peni-wopper

A dipshit.

Sally's attempt at anal made her look like such a peni-wopper.

by Gabby gab April 2, 2016

pencil breaker

Often given to a gay crush you have when they're a adorable dork.

Did you see pencil breaker she got her hair stuck in her coat zipper after last period is was adorable

by Randomgirl10 September 5, 2016