You make me happy in my pants

A phrase often used to establish the fact that the speaker is excited, sexually or not.

Jo: Y'think I'm getting a little fat?
Derrick: Joanna, you make me happy in my pants.
Jo: ...But you do think I'm fat?

by PolDak July 12, 2006

pants monster

a creature that preys on old men in public. Only appears to be able to devour them from armpits down.

Good god take control of the pants monster before it gets over your head.

by Al March 29, 2005

Pants or shorts

A fun game to play in any area with black people in which you must try to guess if the black person is wearing either pants or shorts.

Joe: Hey steve is that smoke stack wearing pants or shorts?

Steve: Well they are to his ankles but his ass is hanging out all over the place, I'm gunna go shorts.

by Feltronix March 30, 2009

shitted pants

Trousers that have been soiled by defecation, generally but not exclusively by older gentlemen

My grandfather had to travel home in shitted pants.

by tirtle July 13, 2016

ink in my pants

One can "ink in their pants" when they are very excited. It is interchangeable to "getting a boner" but "ink in my pants" can be used by both sexes.

I nearly inked my pants when I saw Dave Matthews at Red Rocks.

Watching that stripper do the splits at Shotgun Willie's made me ink in my pants.

by Shiho May 31, 2006

ship my pants

If you can't find what you are looking for in stores, you can find it online at kmart.com and ship it for free.

Ship my pants? Right here?

by Kmart.com April 26, 2013

F.A.C.T.S. Pact

The acronym 'F.A.C.T.S.' stands for 'Flip A Car Tributary System'. The F.A.C.T.S. Pact is an organization amongst friends in which, in the case of one friend flipping their car in whatever situation, all agreeing members must donate ten dollars to the flipper. Designed for the purpose of cushioning the blow of fucking up your car, it works better with the more people you have in your F.A.C.T.S. Pact.

In the case that one member decides to not pay up, he is banned from the group and should not ever be paid in the case of his car flipping.

"Man, I totally fucked my car up, but at least I can ride the bus until its fixed on the money I got from the F.A.C.T.S. Pact."

"Bob is flipping shit because we aren't paying him for his flip, but he didn't cough up ten bucks when Joe flipped, so the F.A.C.T.S. Pact isn't gonna do shit for him."

F.A.C.T.S. Pact: When you flip your car, it's good to know the F.A.C.T.S.!

by Andrew Cohen June 11, 2006