onion enema

Something that makes you cry like a baby.

I asked that bitch out and she rejected me, and now I'm sobbing into my beer like I got an onion enema.

by big daddy flim September 7, 2014

onion bean

An onion bean is the definition of Mac after half a yoke

Friend:have u seen Mac
Him:absolutely onion beaned

by Luggs January 15, 2019

onion blossom

When a girl has a huge sweet ass but the smell is so bad it brings tears to your eyes.

That girl had a sweet turd cutter but the bitch had an onion blossom.

by AWetFart March 20, 2017

Lick the Onion

lesbian sex

guy 1: God she's so hot I want to have sex with her
guy 2: yea but she likes to lick the onion :(

by C Swizzle December 13, 2014

smelly onion

A dirty vagina aka canned sardines in a moose knuckle

Yo you're a smelly onion

by Oj has been freed November 6, 2019

hairy onion

haha rhythm heaven reference very funny I’m laughing on the floor and crying

“hairy onion”
“lmao”

by the real baxter rhythm heaven December 22, 2022

onion mechanic

A suburban thug with an uptight name like Camden or Vaughn who still lives this his or her parents despite having graduated high school years ago.

Is he STILL going to high school parties? What an onion mechanic.

by mechanic police October 10, 2008