Toilet swamp

when you shit so much in your toilet it creates its own disgusting ecosystem

Man i made a toilet swamp last night

by Romoboi May 31, 2019

The Toilet Plunger

Sex act for those into coprophilia, brown showers or scat play in general. A male defecates/shits into their partners mouth, then while that person holds the still hot shit in their open mouth, the shitter turns around and face-fucks them - pushing the shit both out of their mouth and onto their face and also down their throat. The cock is the plunger for the toilet mouth.

Chris was amazed that Sarah didn’t gag as he did The Toilet Plunger on her shit-filled mouth.

by Eatplayrun December 3, 2019

toilet blaster

When you have diarrhoea and sit on the toilet and let rip and the force of the diarrhoea blasts the toilet.

I give a good toilet blaster today. You could have heard it at the other end of the street. I wouldn't like to be the poor person that has to clean that toilet.

by Limbodancer November 4, 2018

horny toilet

A bidet toilet with different masssage settings that give women orgasms.

The hotel room didn't have a removable shower head so she used the horny toilet.

by human dictionary December 4, 2014

Toilet Smore

When you shit, wipe your ass then jizz in the toilet.

Usually shit in bottom, toilet paper next then jizz

Guy 1: “Dude I just toilet smore’d in there.”

Guy 2: “That’s fucking disgusting why did you need to tell me that for fucks sake man.”

by LockPowFrosty March 15, 2018

Swedish toilet

When getting a massage from a so-called masseur and they stick a finger in your brown eye.

You: Their so-called expert masseur not only stuck a finger in my rear, but he also broke my weiner!
Me: Damn dog! He got you with the old Swedish Toilet

by Thy Stoneder Stoner August 13, 2018

toilet stroke

When you have to go to the bathroom but are constipated, so you push really hard until the forehead vein is visibly beating, you see spots and become light headed.

(to someone exiting a bathroom stall)
Hey man! you ok? You need help getting your balance. I see your forehead vein pounding!
(second guy) Nah man, I'm alright just a little light headed form that toilet stroke......

by santacruzjt December 19, 2013