A list commonly kept by thots of all the people they have fucked and would like to fuck going forward in their lives, usually contains the names of all of their friends.
by Bearnelius March 7, 2019
Get the Fuck It Bucket Listmug. Hym "There's a list of names of people who are considered 'dead' and people are handing out these names in the same way that police hand out 'no trespass' orders to gas stations. Intriguing... Sounds like my thing! I wonder what they do to these people..."
by Hym Iam April 13, 2025
Get the List of Namesmug. (adj.) The Government's list of everyone who owns a Medical Marijuana Card. Comparable with "Black Listing," it is feared people on this list will be persecuted in the future.
Dude 1-"Hey brah, did you get that medical marijuana card?"
Dude 2-"Nahhh player, i can't get green listed. i wanna get health insurance one day, and they don't insure stonerssss."
Dude 2-"Nahhh player, i can't get green listed. i wanna get health insurance one day, and they don't insure stonerssss."
by jbob17 October 20, 2009
Get the Green Listedmug. Similar to the infamous "reverse identity theft" strategy that a dishonest/selfish person uses in an attempt to avoid responsibility/prosecution for a crime that he did indeed commit, this type of sleazeball irrelevantly mentions the National "Do Not Call" Registry anytime he wishes to avoid having to deal with business/complaints which the local authorities or other 100%-legitimate parties have phoned him about and are attempting to discuss with him.
A National "Do Not Call" List abuser pretends that he honestly believes that any caller whom he doesn't want to talk to (cops, angry neighbors/businessmen, bill/tax-collectors, etc.) is just a nameless telemarketer in disguise, and who is merely posing as the real authority-figure who actually **is** needing to discuss some urgent/serious matter with him. This "Excuse me, but I don't believe that you're really ___; I suspect that you're just claiming that in an attempt to sell me something or pressure me into listening to your long-winded/hard-sell sales-pitch. I am on the National 'Do Not Call' list; please remove my name from your mailing-list" strategy can often be surprisingly effective, especially since many telemarketers and crank-callers actually **do** falsely identify themselves as a wronged individual or authority-figure in an attempt to compel the person whom they call to listen to them and/or be upset/intimidated, and so it is indeed conceivable that someone might automatically suspect that the unwelcome caller was merely an impersonator, especially if the person answering the phone had supposedly been of innocent mind and therefore had not expected to be contacted by anyone in authority.
by QuacksO December 17, 2017
Get the National "Do Not Call" List abusermug. by ShoulderBoulder September 15, 2020
Get the list the dishmug. A person who writes top-ten lists of things, often very poorly, with the intent of informing the reader about something the author assumes the reader didn't previously know. These lists usually include well-known factoids that lots of people know, and are usually tainted by the author's personal opinion. Seen on web sites like Buzzfeed.
by billsuspect September 17, 2014
Get the journal-listmug. “Life lists” can help people understand what is truly important in life. Unlike Bucket Lists, Life Lists can help you clarify what you want, things to change and how get there.
Have you wrote your life list yet? It’s just like a bucket list, but it helps define the things you want in life more clearly.
by A quiet place May 27, 2018
Get the life listmug.