Skip to main content

Slap bank

A fantasy saved in a gentleman's mind for future use when masturbating.
One girlfriend to another girlfriend on girls' night out:
"God, I love your tits!! They are so big and amazing!! They are totally saved in all of the husbands' slap banks."
by honeydewforever December 20, 2017
mugGet the Slap bankmug.

Banking slutters

A phrase that your Norwegian friend for e.g đ““đ“Ÿđ“Œđ“œđ”‚đŸŒž used as a grammar mistake but your friend e.g Mycah found it funny because slutters sounds like sluts lol.
Det ringer inn og banking slutters. «Det er trygt nÄ» hvisker jeg til meg selv for Ä roe meg ned. Jeg Äpner dÞra. Jeg skulle gÄ til klasserommet men jeg stoppet opp etter Ä ha gÄtt bare en halv meter fra doen. Noen er bak meg. Jeg snur meg sakte og gruer meg til hvem jeg kommer til Ä se. Det er han. Jeg prÞver Ä lÞpe til klasserommet for Ä fÄ hjelp, men det er for sent. Han tar tak i meg og slo meg ut. Jeg skulle Þnske jeg var vÄken til Ä si unnskyld til han. Jeg ville byttet plass med henne om jeg kunne. Jeg ville ha dÞdd for at hun skulle komme tilbake. Jeg skulle adri ha drept lillesÞsteren hans.
by hanasong December 3, 2022
mugGet the Banking sluttersmug.

hillary banks

Hillary Banks is a very very rich snob who owns a horrible tv show, she steals her fathers money so she can buy clothing that she enjoys wearing, she is very arrogant with her looks while she lacks intelligence. She is one of the main stars of popular 90s tv show “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air”
Hillary banks is an annoying rich snob with very good looks
by Barlton Hanks September 3, 2020
mugGet the hillary banksmug.

Bank robber

When you take your ballsack and stretch it out on someone's face like a ski mask
Last night Anderson made me a bank robber
by LAZY DAVE November 27, 2017
mugGet the Bank robbermug.

M.O.M. bank

It's an acronym for "Made Of Money." Usually refers to an adult child/teenager who has to go to his/her mother/parent and "borrow" money to make ends meet. The non-literal definition is a girlfriend or female spouse, etc.
I have to go to the M.O.M. bank because it's the end of the month and I have no money.

I need to go to the MOM because I am broke.
by RunL November 20, 2011
mugGet the M.O.M. bankmug.

Job Bank

The sight of futile and broken dreams. A place that shows you you are not as smart as you think you are! A world of impossible qualifications for jobs that have already been taken.
Youve been job banked, heres your welfare cheque!
by deaniss March 18, 2012
mugGet the Job Bankmug.

bank manager

A clerk, usually dressed in smart clothing. They can be found in an office drinking tea and watching YouTube and often pretend they are hard at work. They attempt to come and go whenever they like and usually tell another member of staff to deal with a customer who is requiring some help and advice.

Most bank managers work Monday to Friday, 9:00am - 5:00pm in England, however most people know that they are not actually working, just playing on a computer.
Look! Did you see that guy in the uniform? He's totally a bank manager because he ignored me when I asked him why my credit card was being declined.
by Mc Noggin May 21, 2018
mugGet the bank managermug.

Share this definition