crack whorin'

Any random ass crack whore (male or female) that will do just about anything for crack. And I mean anything.

"Damn, Dasheeki was crack whorin' around town again to buy some crack and a 99 cent double cheeseburger.

by Yourname February 24, 2005

bitch on crack

anything/anyone that is messed up, doesn't work properly, etc.

My computer is being a bitch on crack. It keeps freezing up on me.

by Supreme Goddess Emily January 8, 2009

Crack Dog

Dog under the influence of drugs...Most likly CRACK Maybe Uses as a nickname in times of neglect.

Hey Lucky you goddamn crack dog get over here!!

by Jason Rimmer September 6, 2008

Seal that crack

Have intercourse then turn her around doggy Style then plant the seed then put Glue (or SuperGlue) in her, Finally you have completed "Seal that crack".

Guy 1 : I pulled seal that crack on my wife.

Guy 2 : How was the hospital visit?

by Big_Boy_steve_ August 3, 2022

b crack

The alternative meaning for the word " butt crack."

You're b crack's showing.

by I-am---BATMAN!! March 23, 2015

Lame crack

A joke that is lame or that one cracks in a lame fashion. Lame cracks can also be a stupid try hard voice or expression. Usually lame cracks are initiated when the cracker is feeling insecure or nervous. The only one who laughs at a lame crack is the cracker. (adapted from 'wise crack')

Jimmy: Hey man I watched Everybody Loves Raymond last night an it was full of lame cracks.

John: Word.

by Urban definer August 1, 2012

crack jacking

Verb. The act of thrusting a penis betwixt two clenched butt cheeks in lieu of traditional vaginal or anal intercourse until climax.

"My wife had a c section so we can't fuck for 6 weeks. Hopefully, she'll let me do some crack jacking."

by Kickernoc September 6, 2014