by ♠V|L|N♠ December 3, 2010
Get the off the treblemug. 1: To sandbag, or to remain hidden while there is work to do. When the work is done, the subject will reappear.
2: Similarly, to perform a menial task for an extended period of time in order to avoid doing more substantial work.
2: Similarly, to perform a menial task for an extended period of time in order to avoid doing more substantial work.
Coworker1: Where did he go? There's work to do.
Coworker2: He went to the back, to Jeff off.
Coworker: What are you doing? We have a lot of stuff to do.
Jeff off: It's very important that I find that spoon. I'll work on that for the next several hours.
Coworker2: He went to the back, to Jeff off.
Coworker: What are you doing? We have a lot of stuff to do.
Jeff off: It's very important that I find that spoon. I'll work on that for the next several hours.
by heidi bags July 29, 2013
Get the Jeff offmug. by justunPOCOloc0 September 22, 2020
Get the go offmug. A neologism. The practice of reading essentially random Wikipedia pages for entertainment or as a procrastination technique; alludes to intellectual masturbation.
I caught my boyfriend wiking off at the computer the other night.
Quit wiking off and get back to work!
Quit wiking off and get back to work!
by yeastbeast October 10, 2005
Get the wiking offmug. 1) Living without using the services of public or private utility companies (grids) such as electric, gas, or water, by generating and providing for one's needs such as by using solar power, etc.
2) One who disdains all recordable common forms of commerce, such as eschewing any form of credit extension, banking services or reportable payroll activities, using only cash so as to avoid any traceable transactions, e.g., living completely 'underground.'
Famous "off the grid" people include such disparate types as environmental champion Daryl Hannah and sociopathic Luddite Ted Kaczynski.
2) One who disdains all recordable common forms of commerce, such as eschewing any form of credit extension, banking services or reportable payroll activities, using only cash so as to avoid any traceable transactions, e.g., living completely 'underground.'
Famous "off the grid" people include such disparate types as environmental champion Daryl Hannah and sociopathic Luddite Ted Kaczynski.
1) Bob lived off the grid in his rustic cabin in the mountains, where he provided for all his own means.
2) Leaving behind no record of his existance other than his birth certificate and social security number, Jim lived totally off the grid.
2) Leaving behind no record of his existance other than his birth certificate and social security number, Jim lived totally off the grid.
by Robin Michael January 14, 2008
Get the off the gridmug. Someone you do not want to waste time with. Either they've had too little sleep, too much to drink, or they get a significant other.
by Hu_Jia August 18, 2006
Get the write offmug. (v.) To lose one's cool; become really pissed off. The idiom is in reference to a pressure cap popping off, usually resulting in a nasty burn or imminent explosion. Thus, the person who caused the pop off is about to get told or be destroyed, depending on the nature and severity of the inflammatory incident.
James: Vernie, your little wigga child is uuuuugly.
Vernie: No you di'int, heeeyll no, heyell no, heyell nah, heyell no, you said what, naaah, heyell no, heyell no, heeeyeeeell, no, etc.
{Vernie has popped off at James' comment}
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Boss: Dave, I know you're a family man, but I need you to come in Saturday... aaaaand Sunday, and stay late every night this week.
Dave: That's cool boss, I'm just gonna need your head in a fucking drill press while I go to work on your nuts with some bolt cutters and run an arc torch down your spine after I've nailed your feet to the floor with a remington power driver.
Boss: Okay Dave, no need to pop off now, I'll get Clarence to do it.
Vernie: No you di'int, heeeyll no, heyell no, heyell nah, heyell no, you said what, naaah, heyell no, heyell no, heeeyeeeell, no, etc.
{Vernie has popped off at James' comment}
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Boss: Dave, I know you're a family man, but I need you to come in Saturday... aaaaand Sunday, and stay late every night this week.
Dave: That's cool boss, I'm just gonna need your head in a fucking drill press while I go to work on your nuts with some bolt cutters and run an arc torch down your spine after I've nailed your feet to the floor with a remington power driver.
Boss: Okay Dave, no need to pop off now, I'll get Clarence to do it.
by testicles...that is all August 28, 2008
Get the pop offmug.