Oppootunity

A crappy Opportunity.

I'm not taking Joe's old job, it's a Oppootunity I don't need.

by anonymous January 20, 2023

opportunartist

Opportunistic artist. A person who is driven to create art or craft from anything and everything at hand. Specializes in using unique materials that others would discard and may even turn day-job leftovers into masterpieces after hours.

Dang, that guy's an epic opportunartist -- he stays after work at the acrylic factory to build massive lit cities from scrap!

by hipneck January 29, 2023

Opportunipee

Your opportunity to pee

“The restroom doesn’t have a line right now, I am going to take the opportunipee.”

(To my dog) “We have a long car ride, these bushes are your last opportunipees for a while, buddy.”

by Ryan Green February 28, 2023

opptober

In the month of october you have a free pass to get with any of your opps

friend: “did you really just get with ur ex?”
you: “it’s opptober i get a free pass.”

by opptober creator May 13, 2023

opposites attract

emma mathis and kai mathis' marriage

man, emma and kai truly represent opposites attract.

by h0n3ycombb May 19, 2023

Oppleganger

Someone who looks just like one of your ops, but isn’t actually your op.

Oh shoot is that Sam? I really don’t fw him.

Wait nah that’s not him. It looks like him tho, that’s his oppleganger fr.

by NumberJuanBih June 13, 2023

oppnar

jenna gertrude wolke

nahh oppnar thought flingus was playing 🤦🤦

by fodongler June 30, 2023