A need

A must, something neccesary

An oversized hoodie with thigh highs is a need!

by Mr. Black Cat December 7, 2022

learning needs

the specific necessities of apprenticeship

sabrinas learning needs are different than those of victoria.

by Andre the CRACKER DACKER November 18, 2016

Need a towel

So excited you get wet and need a towel to clean up

Patient: Doc how was my procedure?
Doc: it went so well good that I need a towel!

by TushT June 8, 2018

need time

i fucking need time, ALONE time, without your dumbass, we’re still friends BUT I NEED TIME.

hey i need time :)

by moe fucka November 24, 2020

need any?

Typical drug dealer slang for "do you need any weed?"

Yo you need any?
Nah I just picked up some bud earlier.

by Toaster Doodle January 4, 2016

Blue man needs to poop

I made a card from someone historic and i called it blue man needs to poop its the best thing ever made to mankind

Person 1: I made a card of *insert historic person*
Person 2: blue man needs to poop

by Wilted lilly January 23, 2021

The number 1 skill you need to succeed

Sam Altman says it's not intelligence.

Hym "And he's right! The number 1 skill you need to succeed is the ability to rape your sister and get away with it! It's the ultimate skill! The no. 2 skill is the ability to steal from geniuses and the no. 3 skill is the ability to get people to lie or keep secrets for you! See, I know all the skills."

by Hym Iam January 14, 2025