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Nut Song

A song played by someone to celebrate getting a nut. It is traditionally played early in the morning in a fraternity house as the girl is leaving in order to A.) wake up your neighbors to let them know you got a nut, and B.) alert your boys so they have a chance to check her out as she leaves. It is also typically a really funny/goofy song, eg. the YMCA song, or Jump (For My Love).
"Yo, it's 8:30 in the morning. Who the fuck is playing "It's Raining Men"?"

"Oh, that's Dave's nut song. Let's go check her out."

"Fuck Dave. I don't care if he got a nut. I'm going back to bed."
by Degg City August 31, 2013
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Nut Chills

That feeling you get in your nuts when you think of getting some action off of a little hottie.
Awe shit, that hottie just gave me nut chills!
by wordsaregoodlikeboobs July 26, 2014
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She told me she was innocent but the nut dandruff on her snatch proved otherwise.
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Placing one's scrotum on another person's nose from above, so that each ball goes to one side, thus creating the look of goggles.
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nut napkin

A tissue in which a person jizzes in to.
Bob: I was stroking my willy yesterday and my mom walked in so I crammed my nut napkin in my mouth.
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Nut Grubbler

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