ninja foot 

The effect produced by a woman's tight clothes conforming to the shape of her vulva. Often seen in bathing suits, or other spandex-like form fitting clothing. Named for the phenomenon's visual resemblance to the stockinged foot of a ninja wearing sandals.

See also: wordcamel toe/word

ninja foot by Ninja Bob June 20, 2003

ninja awesome 

more awesome than regular awesome, to a higher degree of awesome than the average member of society, of or having a high ninjaucity

Jason Kowalski is ninja awesome.
The Philadelphia Eagles are not ninja awesome.

ninja awesome by jKOWAL: master of mayhem November 9, 2005

ninja porn 

verb: The act of hiding pornographic content in otherwise innocuous material, such as letters or web pages, with the intent of surprising or shocking the recipient.

noun: The pornographic content hid in the aforementioned innocuous material.

Sample Ninja Porn: "The funniest thing happened to me the other day. I went to Fatburger to get lunch. While I was there, I overheard a conversation in the next line over about how breathless, panting gasps accentuated the rhythm of their bodies, writhing together while intertwined in an animal embrace. Though I was intrigued, I decided that the #1 combo was too expensive; I ended up getting just the normal hamburger and a cup of water."

verb: Did you see that? I just ninja porned Alice!

noun: You totally got Alice with that ninja porn; good job!

ninja porn by Stephen Anthony Uy December 15, 2008

Ninja AIDS 

Also known as the common cold. Named for the way it sneaks up on you without warning.

I woke up this morning with Ninja AIDS. I've felt like crap all day.

Ninja AIDS by Sheriff Lobo February 15, 2005

Ninja Assassin 

The greatest movie of all time. There's so much body dismembering and excessive amounts of blood that it keeps you entertained throughout the movie.

Guy 1: Man, i saw Ninja Assassin the other day

Guy 2: Oh me too, there's so much blood i could have sworn i was watching a documentary on PMS!

Guy 1: o.O

Ninja Assassin by The Notorious Poon Slayer April 15, 2010

ninja conversation 

A conversation dominated by verbal grappling hooks and sharpened metaphors that sneak soundlessly into the cracks of the mind. Common side effects include cloudiness, confusion and a general disdain for pirates.

That girl strikes the depths of my cranium with deft hands and my heart with a fingertip touch that seeps down to the very edges of my shadow. (General response to this "ninja conversation" follows with trailing off, averting eyes and mumbling about eye patches and single consonant words)

ninja conversation by vernacular_ninja September 24, 2009

ninja smoke 

To smoke and leave undetected in an otherwise public or non-smoking area.

"I ninja smoked some weed in the McDonald's bathroom, bought a Big Mac, and left."

"I had a cigarette in the library the other day, crouching behind the children's books."

"We ninja smoked a bowl behind the supermarket just before someone took out the trash."

ninja smoke by A Clockwork Orange November 8, 2008