Road Nap

Any varnit, domestic pet, wild animal seen dead on road while driving with kids.

Hey kids look at that raccoon taking a road nap. Tramatizes kids way less. Used many times while in car with children.

by Rowdy Cain December 27, 2014

Snap Nap

To take a nap after day drinking before continuing drinking.

A Snap Nap "Oh snap this bitch needs a nap". Not to be had in a bad. This could be on a trampoline, a garage couch, a hood hood of a car, a bar top, a club house.... Snap Naps are for the weak and overly intoxicated.

by Justabrewster March 27, 2015

Ninja Nap

the act of napping unexpectedly when the feeling of being tired is not present. should be avoided when operating heavy machinery or driving a motor vehicle. preferably takes place on a couch or another piece of furniture; not to be confused with fainting

"i was just sitting there talking to my friend and all of a sudden was hit by a ninja nap"; "sorry, just ninja napped"

by cardancechamp24 March 8, 2010

princess nap

is how pretty boys get their rest between paryting.

we going out tonight?

yeah, just gotta get a princess nap in.

by jonny kings! March 11, 2011

lover nap

when you "kiddnapp" a person you love while they dont expect

"I'm going to lover nap my girl tomorrow at work"

by veevrede October 6, 2008

nap bag

A person who is so utterly boring it makes you want to take a nap.

Dude, I totally fell asleep in class today because my religion prefessor is such a nap bag.

by megatorial May 19, 2009

nano nap

When You Fall Asleep listening to your ipod nano.

I had a nano nap & missed my favourite song.

by Tanika_Terror August 18, 2007