Button Top Mushroom

A penis that resembles small mushroom with a big round head.

I tried to enjoy it but he had a Button Top Mushroom for a dick

by poop in the clit April 28, 2017

mushroom

bottom

"mushroom"

by mushroom_den June 2, 2021

Mushroom packing

Sexual intercourse where only the tip of the penis enter the vagina

"Don't worry baby we're just going to do some mushroom packing. You'll still be a virgin"

by Zoegrrl February 11, 2015

nigga mushroom

When a nigga eat a mushrrom.

-"BRo, gonna eat a mushroom!!"
-"Damn, u are a damn nigga mushroom!"

by TheBadMushroom October 8, 2018

Mushroom Black

When a bitch is lacking on felatio and teasing it creating a blue ball upset, you defy physics by delivering a fatal blow with thine dickhead creating a blemish to thou eye socket.

She made a critical mistake by blowing a kiss at my dick, turned her face into a baseball and hit a home run with my hard helmet head rendering her eye a mushroom black

by Trexcandopushups June 9, 2022

Tainted Mushroom

The act of jerking off with your hand and dick inside her pussy at the same time

I tried banging a hooker last night but had to pull a Tainted Mushroom because she was so whalered out

by Beav Handler June 10, 2018

squashing mushrooms

When you mush two dickheads together.

Hey, what are Robbie and Zack doing upstairs?
Probably squashing mushrooms.

by Ranch Hand 69 July 14, 2016