New mommy syndrome

When a woman has her first child and is no longer any fun to hang out with. Makes sure to bring up their child in every conversation no matter the topic.

Person 1: Let’s call Kelly and see if she wants to hang out tonight
Person 2: good luck with that ever since she had that baby she’s had a bad case of new mommy syndrome.

by Dutch Pirate April 19, 2022

mommy alert

any emo/goth girl with fat tits

(guy 1)omg dude do you see that goth girl in hot topic
(guy 2) yeah dude mommy alert am i right

by [saturn] July 31, 2021

Mommy

A hot older women sometimes a mother that you want to fuck

Wow did you see Brendon’s step mom yea she was a total mommy

by Embugg February 5, 2023

Mommied

The Act of not being able to do anything/go anywhere without the presence of your girlfriend

Who’s mommied tonight?

by Reza305 May 3, 2019

mommy scold

Scolding somebody younger than yourself for a perceived indiscretion

I don’t want to mommy scold you, but you fucked up!!

by Catchris2 January 27, 2021

Ranch Mommy

When you see a lady you’d give up everything for, so you would put ranch on their toes after a 9 hour shift and suck it off.

“Fuck that’s a ranch mommy”
“This club is filled with ranch mommies”

by Game is game May 13, 2024

Mommy milkers

Synonym for huge honker titties

- her tits are huge
- yeah she got some mommy milkers

by Someone_171_ June 13, 2022